Deodorant Stain on Shirt? Rub your tights on it and it goes away. Honest. Scout’s Honor. Not the Boy Scouts. THE GIRL SCOUTS.
Dry, Flaky Skin At Work and no lotion? Scotch Tape works pretty well to get off the flakes, before you can get some access to face lotion.
Stubborn Eye Makeup? Tell it to compromise a bit. Then destroy it with Olive Oil.
Messed up eye makeup 5 minutes before you’re officially 20 minutes late to the bar? Dip a Q-Tip in makeup remover and spot clean. Tell your friends the subway was late, you lying minx.
What should I put in my daily travel makeup bag? Perfume Rollerball, whatever lip product you’re wearing, pencil eyeliner, tiny travel face lotion, concealer, small mirror. If your bag is small, just breathmints, a knife, and lipstick will suffice.
look at this bullshit i made
wip but i spent two hours doing this so i am really proud, shut up and look at it
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
I think they’re both talking about Kirk.